10 Reasons Rigs are better than drugs.

Figured I'd share this with all of you. I modded it slightly from the original to better suit everyone

1. Cheaper than drugs
2. No hangover in the morning, even after hard use
3. People give you thumbs up for using
4. No track marks – unless you roll around in the dirt
5. You can wash off all the evidence of a good time
6. It’s not illegal to possess, use or share
7. You can still buy paraphernalia – sometimes cheap!!
8. Lots of local support, no meetings at churches required
9. Your friends don’t get mad and have an intervention when you go buy one
10. Although withdrawals happen, a simple twist of a key fixes it really fast.

#6 is almost true.

cj8lvr wrote: I have to argue #1.....   Otherwise, I like.

Sometimes it does seem like I need a cheaper hobby. Like meth or something.

I think my wife would disagree with #9.